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Alan Collins


    Hey, How's it going. Tha names Alan. I'm about Eleventy-Seven feet tall. I weigh 1,657,512,315,785,123 Millicentigrams and I look like the butt of a shaved Chihuahua.  lol, j/k. You should know what I look like, seeing as how I have a lot of pics of me on here. I made up the idea of this site with my friend Heath, and I'm the main designer of the web page. So if you got any complaints/compliments/suggestions just e-mail me. 


James Howard


    Hi, my names James. I is 6'1" and weighs 220. James bench presses 560 pounds easily. I is the oldest of us, so I can't do as much (bad) stuff as them, cuz if I gets caught I may go to jail, and we don't want that. If I am not in many pictures its because I am usually taking them. I am exceptionally well at inlining and playing the guitar. Heath can play the guitar too, but not as good as me. I am one of the best people at doing tricks where we skate, and Heath is the fastest.


Heath Johnson


    Hi, I am one foot tall and he weigh some pounds.. I can bench your mama.. I love your Mama. I closely resemble a mutilated cow, and the turtle you saw at the begining of the site is my brother.. I helped come up with the idea of making this site.. I'm waiting for some one to beat me in the races on skates.. please beat me winning is getting old.